pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via never-abandon-your-dreams)

youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

(via smutderful)

69shadesofgray:

spock’s lack of feelings are probably the funniest thing ever oh my god

themasterslover:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long

(via youre-always-playingyellowcar)